AnsweringMachineFunnies.com
Funny Answering Machine Messages and Answer Tones

AnsweringMachineFunnies.com offers a variety of unique and funny answering machine messages and answer tones for purchase. Prices range from $.99 US for individual downloads to $19.99 US for custom messages. We can create a unique answering machine message or answer tone for you. You choose the voice style and write the message and we do the rest. Great for homes, offices, clubs, cell phones, answering services, voice mail, etc...

Please Note: We do not provide or create messages that contain cursing or crude content. We are a "family friendly" site.

This site is currently under construction and will be continuously updated.

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What do we do?

We specialize in creating unique answering machine messages for you to download. Once you have downloaded the file you just open it and play it over your computer speakers to record it onto your answering machine. It is as simple as that.

We will also create custom messages for events like:

Weddings
Graduations
Promotions
Showers
Parties
Reunions
Announcements
Birthdays
Holidays
Or just about anything else!!

So, if you want a funny answering machine message created especially for you, please contact us via e-mail and we'll be happy to personalize your very own greeting. The cost to personailze a message is $19.99 US. Click HERE to request your personalized greeting.

Please remember though, we are a family friendly service and we will not provide or produce ANY crude content!